A few days later, Quaker was at the gazebo.

Ringo walked up to her.

“So” he said. “Is it true that you`re dating Lanky?”

“Yes, it is” Quaker smiled.

“Interracial relationships are wrong” said Ringo.

“What?” said Quaker. “No they’re not!”

“If you have a kid together, it`ll be mixed” said Ringo.

“So what?” said Quaker. “Mixed babies are beautiful”

“Whatever” said Ringo. “You`re gonna end up in jail”

“Ringo, you`re such a jerk!” said Quaker. “I can`t believe how MEAN you are!”

“Whatever” said Ringo. “This was just a friendly warning, and you chose to ignore it!”

“Of course I did!” said Quaker. “Because you're talking nonsense!”

“Why don't you go out with Muffins?” said Ringo. “Or Spanky”

“How about no” said Quaker. “I really like Lanky, and I'm gonna stay with him”

“Whatever” said Ringo. “Just remember, I warned you”