If everybody had a neighbor

And his name was Shane

Then everybody'd be surfin'

Like Sha-a-a-a-ane!

You'd see 'em bugging some people

Gay little sandals too

A bushy bushy blonde hairdo

Surfin' with Shane

You'd catch 'em surfin' in the backyard

All over Camden Ridge

They would surf to the bathroom

The TV and the fridge!

All over Jenee!

And down Satina Way

Everybody's gone surfin'

Surfin' with Shane

We'll all be packing the food

We're gonna take from Shane

We're waxing down our surfboards

Shane is such a pain

We hope Shane's gone for the summer

Keep Shane away cuz he's gay

Tell the teacher we're surfin'

Surfin' with Shane.

Boogie boards and kiddy pools

Culdesacs and the pond

Sunrise and Sunset

And turtles and frogs

All over Jenee

And Santina Way.

Everybody's gone surfin'

Surfin' with Shane

Everybody's gone surfin'

Surfin' with Shane

Everybody's gone surfin'

Surfin' with Shane