The Unacceptables
Chapter 31.

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Strudel pulled into Nedmac Egdir.  “I drove more than you!” he yelled at Poser.

 

“Oh, who cares?” said Poser. “I`ll drive now, since it`s my car”

 

He dropped Lebron off first. Then Strudel. He let Muffins stay a little longer.  Then he dropped off Aloha, then Waffles, then Gepetto.

He pulled into Strawberry, Monkeyberry and Banana's driveway.

 

Poser pulled Muffins and Monkeyberry pulled Strawberry.

 

“Let`s go” said Monkeyberry.

 

Strawberry rushed inside.


Monkeyberry rolled her eyes.

 

Poser got back in the car and dropped off Pancake, and then he turned around back down Groves.

 

“What was that all about?” Poser asked.

 

“What?” said Muffins.

 

“You and Strawberry” said Poser.

 

“I dunno, she likes making out” said Muffins.

 

“Whatever” said Poser. “Admit it. You two are in love”


“Are not!” Muffins argued.


Poser stopped in front of Muffins' house, dropped him off, and went into his own house. He replayed images in his mind. His doorbell rang and he snapped out of it.

 

There was Hamster & Lizard.

 

“Can we have your autograph?” asked Hamster. “You're Poser, right?”

 

“Yeah, that`s me” said Poser. “And you want my autograph … why?”

 

“You`re the sex king!” said Lizard.

 

“We heard your audio file” said Hamster. “Doreen & Fiona showed us”

 

“What are you talking about?” asked Poser.

 

“Here” said Lizard. “I put it on my iPod”

She gave him her headphones.

 

“What?” Poser shouted after listening to a little bit. “This shit ain't real!”

 

“Too bad” said Lizard, taking back her headphones. “See you around, big boy”

She winked at him.

oh god.

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