The Unacceptables
Chapter 23.

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About 5 hours later, they were in Georgia. Waffles looked over at Strawberry with a face of sympathy. Strawberry sighed.

 

 

Banana, however, was on a bus to Niarol.

 

“Hey” somebody poked her. It was Hamster.

 

“So we meet again” said Banana.

 

“You'll be seeing a lot of us” said Lizard. “We're moving by you, remember?”

“Don't remind me” said Banana.

 

“Oh, we will” said Hamster. “Hey, Banana! We`re moving by you!”

 

Banana pulled the cord, and the driver let her off. She was in Wadsworth.

 

 

Back in the car, Muffins' phone went off. Spanky's name was on the caller ID.

“What do you want, Pothead?” Muffins answered.

 

“This isn't Spanky” said Cookie.

 

“Well who the hell are you?” said Muffins. “You must be pretty lame if you're on Spanky`s phone”

 

“I`m Cookie” he replied. “I wanna be your best friend”

 

“Hell no” said Muffins. “Be friends with Spanky. I don't even know you”

 

“My brother is best friends with him” said Cookie.

 

“Well Spanky's an asshole” said Muffins. “I`ll be friends with your brother, but not you”

 

“Fine” said Cookie. “You`re a jerk anyways”

 

“Bye” said Muffins, and he hung up. “Idiots have moved into the neighborhood” he said. “One of them is cool, though, but I haven`t talked to him”

 

“You're weird” said Poser.

 

Then Muffins received a text from some number with a weird area code.

 

“Hey, it's Calzone” it said. “I`m Cookie`s brother”

 

“Hey” Muffins texted back.

 

Calzone texted back. “Well, I'm gonna go finish unpacking, but Spanky wants me to tell you to tell some Pixie chick to check her voicemail”

 

“Pix” said Muffins. “Voicemail. Check.”

 

“Okay” said Pixie, taking her arm out from behind Poser.

Hmm ..

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