“Strawberry,
I'm sorry” said Muffins. “I couldn't take it any longer. I took a plane. I think I saw Spanky & your sister
in New Jersey.”
“You might've
found Spanky” said Strawberry. “But Banana`s in Thailand.”
“Oh” said
Muffins. “Friends?”
“Friends”
Strawberry agreed, hugging him.
Monkeyberry walked
into the bathroom to see Pixie at the quarter machine. “Aw, that must suck being on your period right now” she
said.
“Heh” Pixie
said, exposing the machine that said Glow Condoms.
“OoOoOoOo”
said Monkeyberry. “Neeeeeever mind”
Pixie giggled and walked
out.
An hour later, everybody
piled back into the car. Strudel turned up Poser's Shakira CD.
Poser sang really loud.
“SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!”
Pixie slapped him.
“Hehe” she said. They started making out again.
“Ugh” said
Aloha.
Meanwhile, Banana had
hitchhiked a ride all the way to Youngstown, Ohio. She looked around and saw a Wendy`s. She walked in.
“May I help you?”
a girl asked snobbily, as a girl that she had been talking to moved out of the way.
“Yeah, I`ll have
a salad” said Banana
“For here or
to go?” the girl asked rudely.
“To go”
Banana said.
“I`m still charging
you the price for here” said the girl, whose name tag said Lizard.
“Listen, punk”
said Banana.
“Don`t get an
attitude with her” said the other chick.
“I`ll get an
attitude with whoever I want” said Banana.
Lizard jumped over
the counter. “DON`T TALK TO HAMSTER LIKE THAT!” she screamed.
The manager ran up.
“Lizard, what`s going on here?”
Lizard raised her fist
back.
“You`re fired!”
said the manager.
“Fine”
said Lizard. “Me and Hamster are moving, anyway. We`re moving to Niarol.” she looked over at Banana. “Won`t
have to deal with you anymore”
“Actually”
said Banana. “I live in Niarol. Nedmac Egdir.”
Lizard screamed.