Effy

Fried Egg! Fried Egg!

Everyone would say Effy looks like a fried egg (A fried egg)
But fried egg only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you Effy'd out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though (even though)
Don't need a golden frying pan to get fried (to get fried)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real gays go for real guys and not eggs yeah!

I know you don't like your acronyms
But lean a little bit closer
See that Effy stands for FE fried E-egg
Yeah, Effy stands for FE fried E-egg

Fried Egg! Effy's the reason for the word "egg" (egg)
I hope he's speeding on the way to the pub
Trying to hurry up to buy some eggs
Mailman or Tori or someone like that
And try to put on his makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. and break his legs! (Not Playing!)
You don't need a golden frying pan to get fried (to get fried)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real gays go for real guys and not eggs yeah!

I know you don't like your acronyms
But lean a little bit closer
See that Effy stands for FE fried E-egg
Yeah, Effy stands for FE fried E-egg

Well he's got a snotty body, but he owns a porta potty
Can't invite him to a party because Effy's such a shawty
I said "Effy don't call me"
He said "Effy's not my name, ok?"
I said "Effy, you sound like a frying pan frying"
Oh so he's one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of Drug Mart receipts
But game been peeped, dropping eggs he's weak
Trickin' off this egg is lost
Must take him for a geek a quick egg to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-jerk for a week, an F for an E
Now go on the raw egg, his breakfast is flawless
Regardless, he don't want to get involved with no farmers
And judges just to hold eggs in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support us not support him!

I know you don't like your acronyms
But lean a little bit closer
See that Effy stands for FE fried E-egg
Yeah, Effy stands for FE fried E-egg

Better come to see the Marrs
Effy, quit robbin' bars
What happens when the dough get so low
Egg, you ain't that fried
Fried egg.. Fried egg.. Fried egg