Later on, Bug rang Spanky`s
doorbell.
“Yes?” Spanky
said.
“Spanky” said
Bug. “Hello?! Are you paying attention?”
“Um, yeah?” said
Spanky. “How can I not?”
“Ok, good” said
Bug. “Anyways. Spanky. HELLO?!”
“WHAT?!?!” Spanky
exploded.
“Will you-SPANKY!”
said Bug.
“Bug” said Spanky.
“I`m not doing anything. Stop thinking I`m not listening, because unfortunately, I am. Now what do you WANT?”
“Will you go out with
me?” Bug asked sweetly.
“Um, I`m kinda going
out with Strawberry” said Spanky.
“Strawberry?”
said Bug. “Why?”
“Um, because I like
her?” said Spanky.
“I`m telling Mouse!”
said Bug.
“I don`t care”
said Spanky. “Go ahead and tell her. See if I care”
Mouse came stomping up. “You`re
going out with Strawberry?” she said angrily.
“Yes, yes I am”
said Spanky. “And you can`t do nothing about it”
“FINE!” Mouse
and Bug stomped off.
“Ha” Cherry walked
off her porch. “That was great”
“Yea, I know”
said Spanky. “I`m pretty rad, aren`t I?”
“Heck yes you are”
said Cherry. “But I`m radder”
“Maybe so” said
Spanky. “But I`m still pretty damn rad”
“Whatever” said
Cherry, laughing. “You`ve gotta kiss Strawberry”
“I know” said
Spanky. “People keep interrupting us, and it`s pissing me off to no beyond”
“I understand”
said Cherry.