Mailman is a drunk young man with no Levis on and an open bar
It always makes him hurl, he thinks he's super girl
Mailman always drinks all night lying in the grass just talking about beer
But lately He's been jaded beer got so complicated

He starts thinking about it, (oh!) He almost forgot what it was like
To know what beer tastes like
Cause with beer
He can let his hair down
He can say bad things. He's crazy
No one will catch him right before he hits the ground
With absolutely nothing on
He's never been so drunk before
Now that he's with beer
Now that he's with beer
with beer, with beer, with beer
Mailman's so drunk
Now that he's with beer

He speaks and it's about beer
Yes, Mailman is very queer
He drinks it all day long
That's why we sing this song
He relates to beer naturally
Every other drink just fades away
Sometimes it's hard to breathe
He just drinks beer not tea

He starts thinking about it, (oh!) He almost forgot what it was like
To know what beer tastes like
Cause with beer
He can let his hair down
He can say bad things. He's crazy
No one will catch him right before he hits the ground
With absolutely nothing on
He's never been so drunk before
Now that he's with beer
Now that he's with beer
with beer, with beer, with beer
Mailman's so drunk
Now that he's with beer

Love it, keep it,
Cherish it, drink it
Like nobody else
He is killing himself
with beer

He can let his hair down. He's crazy.
No one will catch him right before he hits the ground
With absolutely nothing on
He's never been so drunk before
Now That he's with beer (Now That he's with beer)
Now That he's with beer