Pancake looked over on the
floor where Bug had her arm around C.J.
“Um” she said,
kicking Bug lightly.
Bug looked up. “Hey,
Pancake” she said.
“Why are you sleeping
with my brother?” asked Pancake.
“I did not!”
said Bug. “Well, technically I did, but I DIDN’T!”
Pancake gave her an evil glare.
“What?!” Bug
exclaimed, as everyone started waking up.
“Cher” she said.
“Was I having sex with him?”
“Fuck you Bugantha”
Cherry started singing. “You’re a twatfaced hoe. You’d give any guy a blow”
“I would not”
said Bug.
“Yeah you would”
said Pancake. “Just admit it”
Bug started crying. “I’m
sorry, Pancake” she sobbed. “I did nothing sexual with your brother”
“Whatever” said
Pancake.
“Bug, maybe you should
just go home” said Aloha.
Later on, Banana and Bug
were chillin` at the gazebo.
“She thinks I slept
with him” Bug was saying.
“You didn’t,
did you?” asked Banana.
“Not exactly”
said Bug.
“What do you mean not
exactly?” asked Banana. “What did you do with C.J.?”
“I slept NEXT to him”
said Bug.
“Nothing else?”
asked Banana.
Bug shook her head.
“You sure?” Banana
asked.
“Almost POSITIVE”
said Bug. “Although I DID make out with him”
“I see” said
Banana. “Whatever.”
“So are you still with
that foreign dude?” Bug asked.
“Ib?” said Banana.
“Yeah, we’ve been together about 7 months”
“Awsome” said
Bug.
“Yep” said Banana.
“He has to go back to Thailand soon, though”