“Is Spanky moving?”
Muffins asked. “God I hope so”
“No” Poser
said, coming out of his house. “I’m moving”
“Dude!”
Muffins let go of Strawberry’s hand. “No! You can’t!”
He ran over to Poser,
but he tripped on a basketball.
“Psycho, much?”
asked Poser.
“Poser, I love
you” Muffins said, as Strawberry helped him up.
“You never got
to meet me, Poser” said Cherry.
“Hi” said
Poser. “Muffins, don’t miss me too much.”
“But what about
all the fun times we had together?” asked Muffins.
“What fun times?”
asked Poser.
“TPing Phil’s
house” said Muffins.
Strawberry’s
cell rang. It was Aloha.
“I think your
boyfriend is hiding something from us” she said.
“Yeah, they TPed
Phil’s house” said Strawberry.
“I knew it!”
said Aloha. “Ok, I’m gonna go watch Dr. Phil”
“Ok, bye”
said Strawberry.
“Muffins”
said Poser. “Don’t miss me too much, man. We had some good times”
“Stop it, Poser,
you’re gonna make him cry” said Pancake.
“Let’s
go inside” said Strawberry. “It’s getting too emo out here”
“But Scotty doesn’t
know” said Poser.
“Who cares?”
said Pixie. “Scotty doesn’t need to know”
“Whatever”
said Muffins, grabbing Strawberry’s hand and walking inside.
Pixie, Cherry, and
Pancake followed them. So did Poser.
“I’m gonna
go to Carlotta’s Friday, ok?” Poser said.
“Alright”
said Muffins.
“I’m gonna
make a sandwich” said Poser.
“Knock your socks
off, Poser” said Muffins.
Him & Strawberry
went and sat on the couch and turned on the TV.
“I bet they can’t
make it through 5 minutes without snogging” Pixie whispered to Cherry. She
looked over and was immediately proved right. “Told you” she said.
Cherry just shook her
head. “Love birds, I tell ya” she said.
Muffins stuck his middle
finger up.
“Ouch”
said Cherry. “That’s gotta hurt”