Meanwhile, Strawberry
& Pancake were at Muffins' house. They were talking about random things.
“Where does pepperoni
come from?” Pancake asked.
Strawberry & Muffins
were a bit preoccupied.
“Not this again”
Pancake sighed. She slapped Muffins on the back.
“What was that
for?” he flicked her on the shoulder.
“You guys always
do this” Pancake complained.
“Hey” said
Strawberry. “Me and Muffins are like the only people in this neighborhood that can kiss without making out”
“But you were
just making out” Pancake pointed out.
“So invite Strudel
over” said Muffins. “Have a little fun”
Pancake reluctantly
took out her cell and called Strudel.
“So to answer
your pepperoni question” said Muffins. “I think it comes from pigs”
A few minutes later,
Strudel walked into the house. “The party has arrived” he announced.
“Oh joy”
said Muffins.
“You’re
still a Canadian fag” said Strudel.
“That is so last
summer” said Muffins.
“I know”
said Strudel.
All of a sudden they
heard “Smile for me dad. Whatcha lookin at? I wanna see ya grillz. You wanna see my what? Ya-ya grillz. Ya-ya-ya grillz.
Rob a jewelry store and tell em make me a grill”
“That would be
my phone” said Strudel. “Hello?” he answered.
“Hey” Shady
replied. “Come to my house”
“I’m at
your cousin’s” said Strudel.
“Hi, Shady! I
love you!” Muffins shouted.
“Tell him to
shut his mouth” said Shay.
“She said shut
your mouth, Muffins!” Strudel shouted.
“Ok” said
Muffins, kissing Strawberry.
“Anywho”
said Strudel. “What did you want?”
“I wanted to
know if you could call up Banjo and get him to stop singing Mariah Carey” said Shady.
“You’re
not serious” said Strudel.
“Well, I am”
said Shady. “But I was just calling you because I’m bored and you told me to call you”