Woohoo
Woohoo

 

PN goes to the mall
Listens to The Beatles
His hair is really gray
Gets grayer every day
He came into this world
in 1954
He is such a great man
He always has a plan

He was gonna play some baseball
Not at the steel mill
He was gonna shake his rump
Make burgers on the grill
His good friend Melanie is now the enemy
Looks at his olden life
And nothing has been alright since

Spankings at school
Breaking all the rules
There was some things for free
And boring black and white TV
His two kids in high school
They think that he is so cool
But he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1955

Woohoo
(1955)
Woohoo

He's seen all the classics
He knows every word
He is a terrorist
He goes to pick his erbs
He eats up all the ham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
PN is oh so grand
He works with Rick Duran

Where’s he landscaping, and how's his business
Or could we just stop by to say Merry Christmas
When did color come to T.V.
What ever happened to oldies,baseball
(on the radio and)

Spankings at school
Breaking all the rules
There was some things for free
And boring black and white TV
His two kids in high school
They think that he is so cool
But he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1955

Woohoo

He hates time make it stop
Why don't his kids like classic rock?
Hey where's the trash can,what's a compactor?
Please make this stop
Stop! Stop!
And bring back

Spankings at school
Breaking all the rules
There was some things for free
And boring black and white TV
Has two kids in high school
They think that he is so cool
But he's still preoccupied
With 1955

Spankings at school
Breaking all the rules
There was some stuff for free
And boring black and white TV
Has two kids in high school
They think that he is so cool
But he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1955