Strudel’s car pulled up into the driveway. “Go home, Tom” said Strudel, getting out of the car.

Ib got out of the passenger’s side.

“I’m just visiting” said Tom.

“At 11:30 at night?” said Ib.

“So?” said Tom. “I was lonely”

“Go home, Tom” Strudel said again.

“Waffles?” said Tom.

“Go home, Tom” said Waffles.

“I can’t believe this” said Tom. “Why are you acting this way?”

“Because you’re gay” Smog came up behind them.

“Smog!” Waffles said with delight.

“Go home, Tom” said Smog.

By then, everyone had gathered around Waffles’s house.

Strudel punched Tom.

Tom threw a rock at Strudel’s new car.

Smog pushed Tom onto the ground. “STOP IT, TOM!” he screamed. “You leave my girlfriend alone! Quit stalking her, don’t talk to me, and don’t talk to her!”

“Guys” said Aloha. “Let’s go to my house”

So everyone went to Aloha’s house, leaving Tom lying on the ground.

“And you’re paying for any damages you caused to my car!” Strudel shouted.