“You guys were doing the dirty” said Doreen.

“You know nothing, and you’re lying” said Strawberry.

“You slut” said Fiona.

“Don’t talk about Strawberry like that” said Pancake.

“Or what?” said Doreen. “She’ll let me fuck her boyfriend, too? Cause I’ll gladly do that.” Pancake slapped Doreen across the face. Strudel walked into the cafeteria.

“Have sex with anymore girls Strudel?” asked Fiona. “Or maybe some guys?”

“I am a VIRGIN, Fiona!” Strudel shouted. “So you leave Strawberry and I alone!”

“But don’t you want me?” Fiona asked.

“No” said Strudel, “No I don’t.”

Meanwhile, Pancake and Doreen are still fighting.

“You did him, too” Doreen was saying. “A lot of people did, he’s just a man whore!”

“Doreen” said Pancake, “Shut up.”

The bell rang. In first period, Pancake asked Strawberry what had really happened.

“Nothing” Strawberry said. “We were just kissing, honest.”

“I hate Doreen and Fiona” said Pancake.

“I know, so do I” said Strawberry.

Meanwhile, Tom and Pia were working on math together.

“So you take both numbers and divide by 2” Pia was saying.

“Ok” said Tom. “Thanks Pia.”

Rocky and Chichi cracked up.