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"Strudel, I made that up" said Potter.

 "So there's no race?" Strudel said.

"Yes" said Potter. "Next year. It was canceled this year because of Ringo"

In study hall the next day, Pancake handed Strudel and Muffins a flyer. "I'm having a party" she said.

 "Why would she invite me?" Strudel asked.

"No clue" Muffins said. "She invited everyone"

Afterwards, Muffins, Strudel, and Orange Kiwi were walking past the pond. "What the hell is Bob doing?" Orange Kiwi asked. Bob was brushing his goose.

"Bob!" Pia was rushing down the street.

"Hey Pia" Bob said.

Strudel took out his BB gun and shot Bob's goose.

"NO! My goose! Bob screamed and dived in the pond.

On Friday, Strudel entered Pancake's house for the party. (It was a costume party)

Strudel was dressed as a thug. He saw Strawberry dressed as a skater boy, but he didn't know it was Strawberry, and she didn't know it was Strudel. They started dancing and kissing. "I'll be right back" Strudel said.

He went to get some food, when he saw Pancake, who is dressed the exact same as Strawberry. He thought she's the guy (yes, guy) he danced with earlier. "I've been looking everywhere for you" he said.

"You have?" asked Pancake, not knowing who it was. They start dancing and kissing.

Strawberry walked up. "Pancake!"

Strudel looked up. "Where?"

 "Right here" said Pancake, breaking away from Strudel, and taking her hat off.

Strawberry takes her hat off.

 "Strudel?" they gasp in unison. They walk off together.

"Hey lezbos" Doreen cackled, dressed as a Playboy Bunny.

 Pancake backed up, joined by Trixie (monkey) and Waffles (japanese person). Strawberry is joined by Banana (diner girl), California (cat woman) and Monkeyberry (witch). They sing the song Beastette.

 

 

Doreen, cant you see
you're different.

You like Lynette.

And she likes you.
Its dangerous
you're awkward

Theres no escape
You cant hide
You need Lynette
You need Fiona
Your dangerous
im hatin it

Too high
Cant come down
losing your head
spinning round and round
Do you like Lynette?

With a taste of Lynette
You're on a ride
you like Lynette and Fiona
With a taste of Fiona you like girls
You're addicted to girls
Dont you know you're a beastette
And I hate you Doreen
Dont you know you're a beastette

Its getting late
Doreen you're drunk
you took a sip
From Mailman's cup
Slowly
You're lovin Fiona


Too high
Cant come down
losing your head
spinning round and round
Do you like Lynette?

With a taste of Lynette
You're on a ride
you like Lynette and Fiona
With a taste of Fiona you like girls
You're addicted to girls
Don't you know you're a beastette
And I hate you Doreen
Dont you know you're a beastette

Don't you know you're a beastette?

With a taste of Lynette
You're on a ride

you like Lynette and Fiona
With a taste of Fiona you like girls
You're addicted to girls
With a taste of Lynette you're on a ride you like Lynette and Fiona taste of Fiona you like girls you're addicted to girls dont you know you're a beastette

You are a beastette
you're lovin Lynette
I think you're fishy now
I think you're fishy now
you are a beastette
You're lovin Lynette
You're fishy now

 

"Whose the beastette now?" Asked Monkeyberry, as everyone was clapping and cheering.

what else happens at the party?

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