“AWSOME!”
said Strudel, as he saw his new car. “Dude” he said. “This is flippin sweet”
“Why did we
buy him Napolean Dynamite?” Virginia whispered to Banana
“Dude”
said Strudel. “This is the best birthday ever”
“Let’s
go for a spin” said Ringo.
“No, not yet”
said C.J.
”But soon”
said Ringo.
“I can’t
believe you guys” said Strudel. “You guys are the best friends that anyone could ask for”
They all went inside.
“This is a perfect
way to end a perfect year” said Strudel. “Remember when I was too scared to talk to Strawberry?”
“Yeah”
said Strawberry. “I had a major crush on you”
“It was under
the gazebo when you kissed” said Virginia. “I was there”
“And then Bob
was outside my window rapping!” Strudel said.
“Yeah, and you
played us” said Pancake.
“And I had to
go on a date with Bob!” said Banana. “Eew”
“And when I
wanted to watch TV when the power went out” said Skittles.
“I was so screwed
up” said Strudel. “Cuz Ringo quote unquote died”
“Yeah, and then
you went gay” said Trixie.