It showed the poser band
doing a very bad rendition of Beverly Hills.
Ringo sat down next
to Waffles. “You still have that crazy boyfriend?” he asked.
“Yes” said Waffles,
annoyed.
“Doesn’t look
like it” said Ringo.
“He wasn’t invited”
said Waffles.
“Well you were”
said Ringo. “And so was I”
“Go away, Ringo”
said Waffles.
“Ringo, leave her alone”
said Strudel.
“Oh, your just jealous
cuz you don’t have her anymore” said Ringo.
“Shut up, Ringo” Strudel
said. “Yeah, I kissed her, but it didn’t mean nothing!”
Waffles got up and went
into the other room. Chiquita followed. “Are you ok?” she asked.
“He said it didn’t
mean anything” said Waffles.
“Well, maybe it did”
said Chiquita. “He just didn’t wanna say it in front of Strawberry”
Meanwhile, Strudel &&
Ringo were fighting. “Man, you always ruin everything!” said Strudel.
“I was trying to get
myself a girl!” Ringo shouted back.
“I don’t care”
said Strudel. “It’s my birthday, so shut up”
“Man, what did I even
do?” asked Ringo.
“You made me mad, that’s
what” said Strudel. “Waffles is my friend, and she doesn’t want you”
“Then why would she
have wanted you?” asked Ringo.