“Why are you being so nice to me?” Pia asked suspiciously.

“No reason” said Skittles.

Abner was back at school.

“Where’s Smog?” asked Waffles.

“I don’t know” Abner said. “Nor do I care”

When it was time for the news, Plymouth was on again. “Amherst baseball lost to Olmsted Falls last night, with Duncan pitching a horrible game. Lanky hit no runs at all, playing shortstop terribly. Roller letting the Bulldogs score 10 runs. Comets, you suck”

C.J., Homer, and Gepetto were mad, because Plymouth didn’t even mention them, even though they played horribly, too.

“Don’t forget to vote for prom king & queen” said Plymouth.

In C lunch, Cheese was acting strange. “Dude, what’s wrong?” asked C.J..

“Fat kid” Cheese said flatly.

“He’ll stop that pretty soon, don’t worry” Gepetto said assuringly.

“Huh?” said Carlotta.

“You’ll see” said Tessa.

On the bus, Duncan was singing porno music again. “Mrs. Rumpy!” Slider shouted. “Tell Duncan to play Grind on me!”

“Baby grind on me!” Duncan shouted.

Then Twister started rapping with Ringo. “Hey look at Duncan, he’s singing porn” said Twister.

“When I get off the bus, I’m gonna honk the horn” said Ringo.

When they got off the bus, he honked the horn, of course.

“Stop that!” shouted Mrs. Rumpy.

“You’re an ignorANUS!” Ringo shouted at Slider, as everyone went home.

“Tell me where Smog is” Waffles demanded.

“I know” said Gepetto “Let me call my Uncle Ted first” Gepetto pulled out his phone. “Yea, Uncle Ted? Is Smog ready? Ok, see you soon” he hung up. “I’ll send him over when he comes” said Gepetto

“O…………k?” said Waffles.

When Smog arrived at Gepetto’s house, Gepetto was amazed. “Wow” he said, and Smog went over to see Waffles.