The Unacceptables
9 Mile 3-13

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Things are starting to heat up....

 “I didn’t do anything!” said Virginia. Waffles ignored her.

 

After school, on the bus, Pancake & Aloha were talking. “You should’ve been there” Pancake was saying. “Abner beat that nerd to the ground!”

 

“I would do the same thing if that dork was hitting on you” Twister said to Pancake.

 

“The loser didn’t even fight back!” Pancake continued.

 

“What a geek” said ChiChi.

 

“Abner is awesome” said Virginia.

 

“I’ve been waiting for someone to beat up that freak” said Strudel. “He hangs out with Effy!”

 

“Oh my god, Virginia” said Strawberry. “I can’t believe Smog likes you!”

 

Waffles was mad at everybody who was saying crap about Smog.

 

“Your cool, he’s not!” Pancake tried explaining to Waffles.

 

“You have a stupid boyfriend” Waffles said to Virginia after they got to their bus stop, and Waffles walked right home.

 

Later on, Doreen & Fiona were playing basketball with Effy & Midnight. Smog came over to see Effy. They were at Fiona’s house, and Waffles saw Smog. Doreen & Fiona only talked to Midnight. Waffles came over to talk to Smog.

 

The next day, Waffles submitted the first vote for Prom Queen. She voted for Doreen. And for King, she voted for Abner’s replacement, which was C.J.

 

“Did you vote for me?” Pancake walked up behind her.

 

“You know I did” Waffles lied.

 

At lunch, Pia approached the TaTa’s. “I see here you guys signed up to perform Candy Shop at the prom?”

“Yup” said Homer.

 

“That is not school appropriate” said Pia. She handed them a list of ‘appropriate’ songs.

 

“I think I’m gonna recycle!” Homer shouts.

 

“Ok” said Pia.

 

“We’re doing Candy Shop” Gepetto said once Pia left.

 

“So seductive” said California.

 

“Hey!” said Strudel. “We need a girl for that song”

 

“Me!” offered California.

 

Skittles wanted to sing, too. So they choose California, Skittles, Tamyra, and Tessa.

 

“Meeting in my garage after school” said Strudel.

 

“No! Not the garage!” Skittles shouted.

 

“It’s ok” Gepetto said.

 

They were gonna tell the 4 girls ((and Banjo & Homer)) their secret.

 

“I will do nothing with your boyfriend” California promised Strawberry.

 

“You’d better not” Strawberry warned.

 

California walked into the garage.

 

“Ok, close it, everybody’s here” said Gepetto.

They closed the garage door.

 

“Be gone with that bitch!” Strudel shouted. “That cookie selling bitch!”

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