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“Do you like her dress?” asked Fiona. “I picked it out”

 

Doreen pulled a slutty dress out of an Abercrombie bag.

 

“Welcome” said Ramona. “Please insert a bill”

 

Doreen & Fiona walked off. The 7 cool people all bought outfits for the prom, too. When they passed the Children’s Place on the way out, they saw Pia looking at ugly frilly dresses.

 

When they got back to Nedmac Egdir, Strudel & Gepetto went to Strudel’s house. They wouldn’t let anybody else over. Strudel & Gepetto had a secret that nobody else was allowed to know yet. “She’s the president of the dance committee” Gepetto was saying.

 

“Then she’ll definitely be humiliated” said Strudel.

 

Back at Pancake’s house, the cool girls were hanging out. “They’re obviously planning something” said Strawberry.

 

“It’s probably something stupid” California responded.

 

“Grrr” said Monkeyberry. “I must know”

 

Nobody knew what was going on.

 

Meanwhile, at Strudel’s house, the phone kept ringing. It was Banjo, but Gepetto & Strudel never answered. They were too busy drawing out a floor plan.

 

“Ok, this is perfect” said Strudel.

 

The girls still wanted to know what was going on. “They’re probably making drugs” said ChiChi.

 

“They’re probably having sex” said Orange Kiwi.  Everybody gave her a weird look.

 

“Vote for Mr. Q, 8th Ward Council!” Monkeyberry said out of nowhere.

 

“They’re probably helping Mr. Q with his campaign” said Waffles.

 

“C’mon” said Carlotta. “Be realistic”

 

“Sex!” said Orange Kiwi.

 

“She said realistic, Orange Kiwi” said Trixie.

 

“That IS realistic!” Carlotta said.

 

“Why don’t we forget about it?” said Tamyra.

 

“I want to know!” said Tessa.

 

“Let’s make popcorn!” Virginia suggested.

 

Then, the door opened. “Did I hear someone say popcorn?” said Homer.

 

“I thought you went to Strudel’s” said Pancake.

 

“I went to Banjo’s” said Homer. “Strudel and Gepetto locked us out. I was just running back home to get a video game real quick. Now where’s the popcorn?”

 

Pancake threw him an unpopped bag. “Use Banjo’s microwave” she said.

 

Homer went back to Banjo’s. Banana wished she could go back to Banjo’s, too. But she didn’t.

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