What's he drinkin' tonight
I think he should be a fly on your wall
Is he really alone
Still in the bar
Why can't he drink you into his life (Oh Mailman)
What would it take to make him see that beer is bad
If beer was invisible (invisible invisible)
Then he could just stay sober all night
If he was invincible
He might have a girlfriend by now
If we were unbreakable
Then we could just be right where he stands
He would be just Mailman
If beer was invisible
(But Wait..he's already drunk)
I saw his face in the crowd
I called "Mailman"
He don't hear a sound
He has wobbly steps
Each move that he makes
He is poorly flunkin' the alcohol test
(Oh Mailman)
Wish he could stop drinking that beer.....
If beer was invisible (invisible)
Then he could just stay sober all night
If he was invincible
He might have a girlfriend by now
If we were unbreakable
Then we could just be right where he stands
He would be just Mailman
If beer was invisible
(Wait..he's already drunk)
Stay sober all night
(invisible)
Stay sober all night
I reach out
But he don't even see me
(No
he don't No he don't)
Even when I'm screaming
Mailman, you don't hear me
(you
don't hear me)
You are nothing without beer
Just a freak that we all fear...
invisible invisible invisible.......
If beer was invisible (oooooooooooooooh)
Then he could just stay sober all night
If he was invincible
He might have a girlfriend by now (a girlfriend by now)
If we were unbreakable (oh oooooh)
Then we could just be right where he stands
He would be just Mailman
If beer was invisible
He'd stay sober all night
If beer was invisible
He'd have a girlfriend by now
If beer was invisible
He'd have a girlfriend by now
If beer was invisible
He'd have a girlfriend by now
If beer was invisible
