He's a little shy so she gives him a smile

And she said would you mind sittin' down for a while

And not eatin' anything,

Cause I'm too tired to cook

He said "how come", she said "I just read a book."

So they went down and he sat on her hair

She said "Ow that hurts" he said "I don't care

I got no one to send a letter to

Would you mind if I sent one back here to you"

I screamed

Never gonna hold the hand of another jerk

They're dumb they deserve each other

She said "First I have to ask my mother"

Their love will never end

Waitin' for the loser to come back again

Never more to be alone when behind

Burger King is her home

So the letters came from around the world

From Taco Bell and McDonalds

And he sent her some burgers and some fries

all of the things he was so scared of

He said when it's getting kinda rough over here

I think of that day sittin' down on your hair

And I close my eyes and see your nasty smile

Don't worry but I won't be able to cook for awhile

I screamed

Never gonna hold the hand of another jerk

They're dumb they deserve each other

She said "First I have to ask my mother"

Their love will never end

Waitin' for the loser to come back again

Never more to be alone when behind

Burger King is her home

One Friday night at a ping pong game

The Lord's Prayer said and the anthem sang

A man said folks would you bow your heads

For a restaurant worker chopped off his head.

Crying all alone under the stands

Was the pickles and onions and marching ham

And one name read and nobody really cared

But an ugly little girl with dirty hair

I screamed

Never gonna hold the hand of another jerk

They're dumb they deserve each other

She said "First I have to ask my mother"

Their love will never end

Waitin' for the loser to come back again

Never more to be alone when behind

Burger King......

I screamed

Never gonna hold the hand of another jerk

They're dumb they deserve each other

She said "First I have to ask my mother"

Their love will never end

Waitin' for the loser to come back again

Never more to be alone when behind

Burger King is her home