it's not a perfect sandwich. there are many things i wish that I could add
but i continue cooking. i never meant to make the mustard sad
and so i have to say before i go, that i just want you to know

i've found a reason for me, to change the sandwich I eat
a reason to give my dog fleas, and the reason is cheese

i'm sorry 'bout that sandwich, its something i must eat most everyday
and all the ham that I gave you, i wish that i could take it all away
and be the one who makes your pickles spears, thats why i need you to hear

i've found a reason for me, to change the sandwich I eat
a reason to give my dog fleas, and the reason is cheese

it's not a perfect sandwich. i never meant to make the mustard sad
and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know

i've found a reason for me, to change the sandwich I eat
a reason to give my dog fleas, and the reason is cheese
i've found a reason to grow some pickles and a new fro
a reason for all that i please, and the reason is cheese